While dating, not many girls love to say yes on the first outing. The Campus Times brings you a dating conversation where the guy tried to justify his love statements on the Bible.
The girl at the end had nothing to say but only said….. “I already love you”.
BOY: Do you have a boyfriend?
GIRL: Nope. I don’t want to have a boyfriend.
BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
GIRL: But I don’t love you.
BOY: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.”
GIRL: And how do I know you mean those words.
BOY: Matthew 12:34b “ For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.”
GIRL: But how can I be sure that you’re loyal and honest?
BOY: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away.”
GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there.
BOY: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all.”
GIRL: But what is in me that you like?
BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 “You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you.”
GIRL: But I’m not all that beautiful…you’re exaggerating.
BOY: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
GIRL: What happens if I say yes?
BOY: Genesis 2:24 “Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.”
GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much?
BOY: Joshua 1:8 “ This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and
you will have good success.”
GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.
BOY: Psalm 34:8 “Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him.
GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to think about it.
BOY: Philippians 4:8 “Finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.”
GIRL: owwww, I love you already
BOY: Revelation 22:21b “Amen!”
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