Why Boyfriends wont be available on Valentines Day

STATEMENT FROM UGANDA BOYFRIENDS ASSOCIATION (UBA)

Dear Girlfriends, Wives & side chicks, Due to certain circumstances beyond our control such as:
—The impeachment of the Lord Mayor
—The Fire at Bank of Uganda
—The Fire at Owino Market
—The banning of Wolf of Wall Street
—The unending MAN-UTD losses
—-The reshuffle of RDCs
—-The crisis at UNEB
—-The south Sudan civil war
—-Increasing Corruption
—-Cindy’s break-up with the boyfriend
—The UCU sex tape
—-Princess Komuntale and Judith Heard Selfies
—-Kawunyemu on the roads,
We wish to announce that we shall not be taking part nor be available during this year’s Valentine Day celebration.
Our country needs prayers and fasting and all men have agreed to engage in fasting and prayers through February 12th to 16th 2014.

We totally understand (TGIF) Thank God it’s Friday but We humbly advise you to visit your parents and other family members to spend Valentine’s Day with them. After all they are loved ones as well.
We wish you all a Happy Valentine’s Day celebration in advance. We will talk to you on the 16th of Feb, 2014.
Thanks for your usual cooperation.”

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By Musiime Bill