Welcome to Uganda 2014 where sex is free but love is so costly

The land where sex and booze are free but costly

The month of February is knocking and all love birds are eying the fourteenth day. It will be valentines day, “a holiday of love”.

But as you prepare to celebrate this day,  here is Uganda 2014, the country …..

  • Where sex is free and love is costly.
  • Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing virginity.
  • Where people take booze like they are going to die the next second…Mbu there is no beer in heaven.
  • Where if you don’t cheat on your partner, you are regarded as not being sharp and smart.
  • Where bathrooms have become photo studios for pornography.
  • Where getting a galaxy phone or an iPhone is greater than your future career.
  • Where some churches have turned out to be dating points.
  • Where some campus ladies fear pregnancy more than acquiring AIDs …

Eno ye’nsi yamwe……Government etuyambe

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