I’m touched and I have decided to talk about men today. From my little research, MAN stands for Master Appointed Naturally and WOMAN stands for Word Of Master  Appointed Naturally. Having gotten that, I now want to give you what differentiates real men from most men.

Real men, put you on the phone when their mothers call but most men pretend you are there when their mothers call.

Real men, claim to be feminists but still insist on opening doors, driving and paying for dinner while most men claim to be feminists because they let you open doors, drive and pay for dinner.

Real men know what they want to do five years down the road, most men are not so sure on what they want to do tonight.

Real men really know how to make you relax but most men really know how to make you laugh.

Real men play golf while most men play cards.

Real men make a lot of money before they are 30, most men make a lot of mistakes before they are 30.

Real men wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons and shoes with laces but most men wear T-shits they have actually owned since high school.

Real men think perfume (yours) is a turn on while most men think sweat (theirs) is a turn on.

As real men are busy balancing their check books, most men are balancing their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row.

Real men are not afraid of becoming fathers, most men are afraid of becoming real men.

Real men start their own businesses as most men quit their jobs or fired.

Real men order wine based on more than the price while most men bring their own beer.

So men, where do you fall? Women, examine your men and advise them accordingly.