By the way do you remember a guy who was asked by a campus dame in which hole he was residing. He responded confidently ‘Lumumba hall’.

On realizing that he was not very ok with English, the girl switched to FM and asked “Oli mu katuli ki?” irritated he retorted: “Nze ndi mulokole“.

Frustrated,  she decided to put it as plainly clear as she possibly could; “Oli wakyaamu mukwaano!” He couldn’t take it any more and barked at her: “Nze sikola wa Mukwaano. Nkola mabega ewa… over to you.

Language barrier really made my dating very hard and I finally missed hooking a campus babe. It’s time I went back to school to learn English. LOL

  Campus Gossip, Dating