How university chicks around some towns speak

Gulu: I am so tired, I just had my hair done from Uchumi supermarket.

Kampala: I want to spend my summer in New york this Christmas

Mbale: I just bought a blackberry but cannot use pending collection of it’s PIN

Mbarara: When am flying in a plane, I like to open the windows for fresh air

Kabale: I prefer Paris to France for holidays

Masindi: yea, I love rugby and even my mother plays it too

Lira: waiter, if you do not have meat pie, egg-roll, or chips then please serve me snacks

Jinja: My dad is very rich, he had three swimming pools but armed robbers stole two of them

Entebbe: can you imagine I just bought G.strings and the thing I like most about them is the behind pockets.

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