I have been around Uganda and this is how chicks around some towns speak.
Moyo:Waiter, I like my salads very hot please.
Soroti: My friend, give me your PIN number so I can call you.
Gulu: I am so tired, I just had my hair done from Uchumi supermarket.
Kampala: I want to spend my summer in New york this Christmas
Mbale: I just bought a blackberry but cannot use pending collection of it’s PIN
Mbarara: When am flying in a plane, I like to open the windows for fresh air
Kabale: I prefer Paris to France for holidays
Masindi: yea, I love rugby and even my mother plays it too
Lira: waiter, if you do not have meat pie, egg-roll, or chips then please serve me snacks
Jinja: My dad is very rich, he had three swimming pools but armed robbers stole two of them
Entebbe: can you imagine I just bought G.strings and the thing I like most about them is the behind pockets.