How to spend a valentine’s day with more than two lovers?

I remember my mother used to tell me that beautiful girls are not yet born. At that tender age, I thought it was true because I knew mum could not lie to the mum’s boy.

But with time I realized mum was just playing with my psychology and wanted me to wait until I finished my degree course before starting to fall in love. Yah, this wasn’t a bad idea anywhere but surely beautiful ones have been born.

Trust me if you take a visit to Makerere university, Mabarara, MUBS, Kyambogo not forgetting the beach loving campus girls at Nkumba and those who have ever been at Islamic University in Uganda, you will believe my words that beautiful ones do really exist.

This explains why many men today and some lecturers tend to fall in love with more than one girl. And the same is true with some campus girls and ladies.

I hear it’s a trend of falling in love with more than one partner. In this way you are being sharp but if you fail to play your love game cool and smart on this Valentine’s Day, you might be netted and red carded from the list of loved ones.

However, it’s not too late to revise your ways and have a memorable valentine’s day even when you have many girlfriends/ boyfriends whom you have to please.

Here are some tips on how to spend a valentine’s day with more than two lovers.

It’s not easy though on both the side of the man and woman but you can maneuver through the day by trying these tricks. They may sound a bit monkey, but you will leave everyone happy and waiting to spend with you another valentine’s day.

• You need to reserve some good dollars, if you are a man. You have heard of the saying that if money grew on tree leaves, ladies would be dating monkeys. You can use mobile money to send only 100k to everyone in your love basket. When you do this, no campus girl will complain even if you don’t surface to spend the Valentine’s Day together.
• If you are not studying the same course, you can tell him /her that you have a test on Valentine’s Day and can’t be with him/her. Because you have to revise and pass so as not to get a retake. Trust me; you will be excused by your girl/boyfriend if you use this trick.
• For the working class, claim you are too busy at work and can’t be with her/ him on an outing. Inform her /him that your boss has given you an urgent assignment and request for a postponement of the celebration to another day. If he or she understands, she will accept and let you spend it with someone else in the name of having a tight schedule.

But be careful as you lie because you may end up meeting any of your loved ones in a tax or at a venue you least expect to find her/him yet you told her/him that you will be doing a test or an assignment by your boss.

When it has got to be a red valentine’s day, you can make all your loved ones happy minus hurting any of your girlfriends or boyfriends. So when you love, love whole kindheartedly, when cheating, cheat smartly